If you find a joke here
that you do not think is funny feel free to
e-mail me and I will send you a free replacement
with an appropriate reply. Be sure to include
you name, e-mail address, age, height, weight,
gender, marital status, shoe size, hair color,
your pets name and species, anual income, life
insurance amount, number of children, SS number,
DL number, name of the joke you don't like, the
seventh word on the 13th line of the joke, and
the color and style of your mothers underware.
Your request cannot be honored without the required information.