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This is "Brainless" Brian, seen here as he was when he joined our staff
after being
acquited of child pornography charges. He can usually be found hanging
around the YMCA or outside of school grounds during his days off. At
night, he has often been seen visiting the bedroom and bathroom
windows around his neighborhood.
Here is a picture of Brian at work while viewing some pornographic
pictures he found stored on a website. His fellow workers say his hands
were very busy under his desk just as this picture was taken. Brian has
been very helpful in searching out and deleting websites found to contain
adult content in private files stored on our server.
Meet "Bozo" Jose. This picture was taken just after Jose found two TOS
violations for remote loading. He was so happy and it just made his day.
Jose is an expert at "remote loading" as he spends his early morning
hours riding one of those big garbage trucks and emptying our trash cans
for us. He says it's just community service and he really doesn't need the
money to supplement the few dollars we pay him.
Here is Jose just after finding several occurrences of adult material while
searching private files for other TOS violations. He referred the files to
Brian. Jose is meticulous at searching through files to locate anything
we can use as an excuse to delete websites and well understands our
goals here at Network Abuse.
Here is "Mailcious" Melissa, the female part of our staff (we think). We
are not sure how long Melissa will be with us as she is awaiting trial for
child abuse on her children. A variety of complaints were filed against her
for slapping, kicking, hitting, and beating up on them. It's going to be a
little quieter here in the office without her outbursts of rage everytime she
finds a TOS violation on one of our websites.
Melissa has a very difficult time at home with the constant yealling and
fighting with her husband over his refusal to be intimate with her. She
can't understand this and thinks he may have another lover somewhere.
This is a picture she submitted to a tabloid with a want ad, searching for someone to love her. We here at Tripud Network Abuse wish her luck.
This is our Network Abuse Manager "Cruel" Colin seen here holding up a
copy of our sacred TOS. He instructs his staff in the proper interpretation
of every clause in the document and how to most successfully use it to
our advantage against our members. His contributions to the Abuse
Dept. have been invaluable in clearing away free websites to make space
for paying members.
Colin's work has unfortunately made him some enemies both on the job
and off. He has now been force to wear special armored clothing on his
way to and from work to protect him from objects being thrown at him
such as fruit and vegetables and items of sewage. We are installing a
bathroom and shower in his office along with laundry equipment so that
he can clean up when he gets in and hopefully cut down on the
complaints of unpleasant odors in the department.
Now that you have met our Abusive Network Staff please get out of here and leave us alone to sift through more files and find those excuses to delete more sites. Don't write to us unless you want to complain about one of our members or their sites, we will only send you a form reply if that. If you wish to have a site deleted, just write and tell us a lie about it and we'll believe you and delete the site immediately.
Tripud Network Abuse Team
