Net Dummy Awards
Dummy's Name: CHRIS
Dummy's Homepage:  
Dummy's Qualifications: I THINK I DESERVE THE AWARD FOR MANY REASONS...1) I STILL CAN'T AFTER 4 MONTHS CUT, COPY AND PASTE,AND FORGET URL'S(I GAVE UP) 2)I DIDN'T KNOW THAT SEARCHING THW WEB WAS THE SAME AS GOIG ON-LINE 3)IF I RQUEST ANY INFORMATION FROM ANYONE I NEED ALL THE NUMBERS AND LETTERS(AND STILL MAKE MISTAKES) 4) FORGET TRYING TO DO A WEB PAGE IT REQUIRES TOO MUCH WORK(CUT, COPY, AND PASTE,...SORRY CAN'T DO IT) FOLDERS NOW THERE'S AGOOD ONE....I JUST FOUND OUT YOU CAN ADD, ORGANIZE, AND MOVE THINGS AROUND, BUT STILL DON'T KNOW WHICH THINGS I CAN PUT IN THEM. I KNOW THIS AWARD WAS PROBABLY DESIGNED FOR ME SO I'LL ACCEPT IT WITH GREAT PLEAURE. THE SAD PART IS THIS IS ALL TRUE(ASK CONNIE) THANK YOU, CHRIS

Dummy's Name: Jackie
Dummy's Homepage: http://members.tripod.com/Marymay/T
Dummy's Qualifications: I wrote a book that have 1,575 words in it, and someone help me spell 1,450 I have to spell a 120, the spell check said that I had a 128 words wrong how much you want to bet that the 120 was my words.

Dummy's Name: Joan
Dummy's Homepage:  
Dummy's Qualifications: Hi Yesterday a dear friend of mine,Claudia showed me the wonderful award you bestowed on her.I am jealous for I truly feel that I am deserving of this award for the following reasonS:
1.Have no idea what Alt key means---have never used it.
2.First time trying to have a sig for my email took 2 full days and lots of tears
3.Have made a homepage using the webtv builder and just copied favorites onto it and said I did not want it published and have no idea where this page is
4.This is my favorite-when I first got webtv I was so nervous, I named all of my favorites after members of my family and all of the dogs I have ever owned--Joan,Bob,Kevin,Mike,Pookie,Clancy ,Jake,Murphy etc.Imagine the wonderful time I have finding anything.Now is that gif I wanted to use in Bob or is it in Murphy? In closing I hope you will consider me for your wonderful award.I will proudly display it on my email page since I can't find my homepage, Thanks for your consideration Joan

Dummy's Name: Marsha
Dummy's Homepage: Marsha's Webpage
Dummy's Qualifications: My name is "MARSHA" and I would definitely think that your award would be the one I am most qualified for! I LOVE IT! I always adored Egar Bergan and Mortimer Snerd! My website: Marsha's Webpage http://www.angelfire.com/me2/l ifeline was designed and written by me; BUT after 6 mos on webtv, "mold" was growing on my dream as I could not and cannot TRANSLOAD! An angel named "Brenda" (Bren-Hur) volunteered to do that for me, thus my webpage is begun! I feel that the awards bestowed upon me thus far are rightfully more my dear friend, Brenda's than mine. Your award would be one that I would feel to be ALL MINE! My "sub-nic" is "Dummy #1" and I would be honored to be considered for your award! I would wear it proudly on my e-mail page until (by some miracle) I learn to transload, and treasure it forever after! Sincerely,
Marsha
Queen of Ineptitude and Proud of it! (I have come so far and am so thankful...)

Dummy's Name: Babeme
Dummy's Homepage:  
Dummy's Qualifications: i would like to apply for your award. my qualifactions are. i always have to go back to my homepage and fix what i messed up or i have non working graphicx. or is spelled something wrong . i do not use spell check cuz i figure if you dont know what i talking about we both dummys. besides i dont know how to use it. my name is babeme. thank you for the compliment on my doughter. she is adorable hih. i forwareded your letter to to her so she could know she not a dummu. she is acutally very intelegine. thank you babeme

Dummy's Name: Freebird
Dummy's Homepage: Freebird's Webtv Site
Dummy's Qualifications: I DON'T UNDERSTAND MANY CODES THEY USE & WHAT DOES THE ALT BUTTON DO? I'VE HAD WEBTV FOR 1 YEAR & I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE ALT BUTTON DOES & THE FN & THE CTRL BUTTONS? THE SHIFT BUTTON I NEVER USE BECAUSE IT DOES NOTHING.... DO I DESERVE THIS AWARD OR NOT? LMAO!!!! ~ PEACE ~

Dummy's Name: Pat
Dummy's Homepage: Pat's Midies and Wave Links
Dummy's Qualifications: I think I qualify for the Netdummy award because I`ve had a webpage now for about a year and I`m still not done with the first page, it`s pitiful! Check it out if you don`t believe me. LOL http://members.tripod.com/eap4me

Dummy's Name: Grnmaw
Dummy's Homepage: Grnmaw's House 
Dummy's Qualifications: i think i need one of these awards because even when my community leader gives me step by step instructions i can't seem to figure out what i am doing. SHE deserves an award for bunches of "PATIENCE" - no kidding! anyway i really feel like a net dummy most of the time. thanks, grnmaw

Dummy's Name: Sheena
Dummy's Homepage:  
Dummy's Qualifications: The name to put on it will be Sheena. I fell qualified for tyhis award cause I am a 100% Dum-Head.. Sheena

(Later that day)

Now I know that I really deserve this award. When I copied and pasted it onto my page, it just shows a link to go to your page...???? HELP!


Dummy's Name: Heather
Dummy's Homepage: Heather's Kewl Cyber Petz
Dummy's Qualifications: Does it count if I don't know what IRC stands for or any of the other language in the chat rooms are? I have owned my webtv for 5 months and still have to hurry and leave a chat room cause I usually can't figure it out..... ~Heather~

Dummy's Name: Linda
Dummy's Homepage: Darling Ridges at Home
Dummy's Qualifications: I truly think I deserve this award because I am still using the Basic Editor at Angelfire for my homepage...and I have never tried transloading.....and I have had webtv since 11/96!!!!!!!!!! If you are serious...so am I! LOL http://www.angelfire.com/ca/DarlingRidge s/index.html

Dummy's Name: Sue
Dummy's Homepage:  
Dummy's Qualifications: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

You'll just have to read between the lines on this one.


Dummy's Name: Dire Wolf
Dummy's Homepage:  
Dummy's Qualifications: Hi Im a 6 mos.webmoron. There I admitted it.{step 1 ?} What do you get when you cross a netdummy and a wwebmoron?? hehe looks like a ssssssssstutter. or SPAM! Hoe come my signature dont sing,and looks dopey                                                                                                                               LISTEN TO THE RIVER sing sweet songs...To rock my soul !!!!!

Dummy's Name: Steve
Dummy's Homepage: Slo's Place
Dummy's Qualifications: FN key?What's the FN key do? I'm still looking for the "ANY KEY" Thanks for the award,I'll display it proudly Spell chekker? Whuts that?

Dummy's Name: Jan
Dummy's Homepage: Mom's Place
Dummy's Qualifications: Oh NO!!! I'll get Steve for this. LOL. Now people will know. ROFL. My qualifications~ 1) Spell checker---quit using it after it took longer to correct myself then it did writing the mail. 2) I built a QuikPage on Geocities once and never figured out how to get back there and the nextthing I knew--they deleted it. 3) ALT key~~it makes some letters funny-right? 4) WHAT 'FN' key? I don't think I have one. Where is it? &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&& Is tht what you wanted? I'm telling the truth too--that's what's scary. LOL. Thanks for the award--I guess I do deserve it.


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